Got a toothbrush?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
There r osticjed everywhere
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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