I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
it was like eating out sand paper
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
