we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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