she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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