..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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