And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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