I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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