i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
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