the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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