I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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