I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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