I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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