I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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