You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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