Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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