I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
how drunk are you?
Several
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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