i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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