so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
is this the sara with the beer cane?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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