I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Randomize
