I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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