I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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