Little spoons don't ask big questions
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I understand Curling. That high.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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