Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
We left the knife in your bed.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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