i permit you to call me
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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