No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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