I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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