yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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