I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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