just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
and she was petting her beer can
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
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