Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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