Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
she peed on how many people?
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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