just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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