There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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