found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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