belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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