In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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