Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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