i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
