arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
stop calling my apartment porn island.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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