He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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