Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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