When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Mom said you looked used
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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