id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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