I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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