he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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