i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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