how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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