the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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