piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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