We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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