Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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