Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
did you just send me my own nude
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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