feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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